how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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