My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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