glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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