How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Randomize
