As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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