Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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