I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
