your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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