Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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