so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize