He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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