Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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