I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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