We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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