i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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