If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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