"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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