Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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