OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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