Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
How external is "for external use only"?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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