Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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