ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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