She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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