omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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