That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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