and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
The ass gains better be worth it
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