Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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