She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I have post one night stand depression
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