I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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