Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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