Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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