She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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