I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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