Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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