So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My liver just had a heart attack.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
