you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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