Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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