why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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