Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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