yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
