I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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