before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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