I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Randomize
