i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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