i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
we're making bets on your personal life
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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