Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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