Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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