Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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