Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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