I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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