look no pants
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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