Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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