I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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