And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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