Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
kristin has been a bad kristin
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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