The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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