No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
now i know why i became what i already was.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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