just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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